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Monday, March 18, 2013

What to do if you become infected

There are always choices in life. With the apocalypse impending, you need to weigh out those options if you start to become like one of THEM. First, let's see how you can become a zombie.

How do you become one?
-You come into contact with the direct cause or virus.
-An infected person gives gives it to you through causes like any regular flu.
- A zombie can bite or claw you to spread the disease.
- Eat anything infected like zombie flesh.

If this unfortunate event ever happens, their are stages of how you begin to act.
-Lots of pain and discomfort like headaches and lots of coughing
-You will start to go into a coma and have a deadly fever
-Lots of rage and no control over emotions (mood swings)
- Craving for human flesh and BRAINS
- Difficulty moving and walking

Sounds like the worst right? Well there are a few things that you can do:
- Make your way to the hospital and get immediate attention. Who knows, they might have a cure already!
- Find the most painless way to kill yourself right away. If you don't want to become a walking dead corpse, this is a great option!
- Embrace this disease and infect the world! Sharing is caring!

Personally, I would rush to the hospital and if they can't do anything, I'd kill myself to save the world with one less zombie. Who wants to look like this?

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