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Monday, March 18, 2013

What to do if you become infected

There are always choices in life. With the apocalypse impending, you need to weigh out those options if you start to become like one of THEM. First, let's see how you can become a zombie.

How do you become one?
-You come into contact with the direct cause or virus.
-An infected person gives gives it to you through causes like any regular flu.
- A zombie can bite or claw you to spread the disease.
- Eat anything infected like zombie flesh.

If this unfortunate event ever happens, their are stages of how you begin to act.
-Lots of pain and discomfort like headaches and lots of coughing
-You will start to go into a coma and have a deadly fever
-Lots of rage and no control over emotions (mood swings)
- Craving for human flesh and BRAINS
- Difficulty moving and walking

Sounds like the worst right? Well there are a few things that you can do:
- Make your way to the hospital and get immediate attention. Who knows, they might have a cure already!
- Find the most painless way to kill yourself right away. If you don't want to become a walking dead corpse, this is a great option!
- Embrace this disease and infect the world! Sharing is caring!

Personally, I would rush to the hospital and if they can't do anything, I'd kill myself to save the world with one less zombie. Who wants to look like this?

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Tips for the Zombie Apocalypse 1: Survival kit

The first step in surviving to the best of your ability (I'm assuming none of you want to become a brain-eating monster or be eaten by one) is to get together a survival kit. Going out and slaying all the zombies is very advanced and the average person will probably be trying to protect themselves. Just in case this epidemic ever happens, prepare a survival kit! This should contain the usual first aid kid, lots of water and food, matches for fire, flashlight, a change of clothes, a knife for carving or even combat, gloves, a compass, a map, a tent just in case you need to leave. The survival kit should contain only the necessities for basic living. You will most likely be moving around and can pick up things along the way. Here's a link to a website forum discussing the survival kit.
http://zombieresponseteam.net/zombie-survival-kit/